xtec:

My cat sounding like Marge Simpson

ein-kleiner:

I’m like the opposite of a catholic. all sex is fine except sex for reproduction

peach-tia:

“download the app to continue!” what if I kill you

theriverbeyond:

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

izzyfag:

CON O'NEILL as Izzy Hands in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH(2022— )
Episode 2.08

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

drtanner:

werewolfenthusiast:

has anyone done this yet idk?

fxlthyangxl:

unfortunately i want to make purchases :(

mister-crow:

the lovestar

queerstudiesnatural:

some of my favourite sign fails <3